How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
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Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
