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Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"