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Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.