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If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."