Play jokes
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.