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Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Who would've known?
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.