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Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.