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A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
Look what my sister did to me
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.