How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
why cant orphans play monopoly?? cause they cant put a house
What is playing with you?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
