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How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.