Play jokes
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.