Play jokes
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Memes
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.