Play jokes
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Memes
For those who know
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.