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Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.