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Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
saddest youtube comment :(
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.