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What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
saddest youtube comment :(
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.