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Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.