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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.