Play jokes

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because then they can play catch.

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

I miss playing baseball.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.