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My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.