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Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣