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Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.