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So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Memes
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
I miss playing baseball.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.