Play jokes
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I miss playing baseball.