Play jokes

A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because then they can play catch.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.