Plant jokes
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Grass.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Bean.