Plant jokes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Memes
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Bean.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.