Plant jokes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Grass.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Bean.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.