Plant jokes
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Grass.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Bean.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.