Plant jokes
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Memes
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Grass.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.