Plant jokes
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!