What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Bean.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
