My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Plant Jokes
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Grass.
