Plant jokes
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Memes
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Grass.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.