did u hear that uranus is cracked?
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
friend. your mums fat
Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
why is mercury like everything else in the world? because it gives you cancer
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
