A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
