Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
