Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋