Plane jokes

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.