Plane jokes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.