Plane jokes

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.