Plane Jokes

What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane

You might think these jokes are plane

How did the flight attendant want their burger?

Just plane!

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane

what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane

My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane

my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot

Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane

What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”