Plane jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Type shit.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.