Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What is something you canโt say in a superhero movie?
โIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโs heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
