Plane Jokes

doctor: you need to eat healthy

me: no

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died

me: oh my goodness

doctor: in a plane crash

me: that sounds unrelated

doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

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Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11

whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed

What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”

It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head

what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed

Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!