Plane Jokes

All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)

Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp

My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere

What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.

Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane

when your plane heads for new york

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.

I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane

What did one plane say to the other let’s fly

September the 11th plane driving classes for free.

if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.

"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

Pin drop silence in the class !!

''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"

"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"