why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
i was about to tell a 9/11 joke but it was to plane
What did one tower say to the other Damn you looking PLANE!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
