What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
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I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
2 planes crashed into 2 separate towers.
Now 2 towers crash into 2 separate planes.
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
What did one tower say to the other Damn you looking PLANE!
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Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
youve been hit by youve been struck by planes
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
