Plane jokes

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

These jokes are all crap.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.