Plane jokes
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
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What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.