Plane jokes
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
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What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.