you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode
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What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
what do you call a plane with no wings? Sally
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
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September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
