Plane jokes
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
These jokes are all crap.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
All these jokes are all plane.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.