Plane jokes

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

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What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"