Plane jokes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.