Plane jokes
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.