Plane jokes

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

You might think these jokes are plane.

How did the flight attendant want their burger?

Just plane!

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.