(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
What did the twin tower say to the other? I need to catch this plane
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
what did one twin say to the other? watch out for the plane!
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
