Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
You might think these jokes are plane.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
