Plane jokes
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.