Plane Jokes

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.

Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.

September 11 bring your plane to work day

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11

One is a drive through the other is a fly through

what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong

Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane

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Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers