You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
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What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
what do you call a plane with no wings? Sally
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
