Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because theyโre always DROPPING HOOKS
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you ๐
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say โare you ready kid?โ
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ Lol like
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Why Is the Rum Gone?
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. โYe gads, matey,โ says Morty. โWhat happened to ya?โ Sol says, โMe pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.โ
โAnd yer hand?โ asks Marty.
โWhen me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.โ
โOK, but whatโs with the eye patch?โ
โI was standinโ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.โ
โBut ya donโt go blind from no seagull poop.โ
โTrue,โ says Sol. โBut it was me first day with the hook.โ
