Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
If a pirate was a pervert he would say βare you ready kid?β
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Why Is the Rum Gone?
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. βYe gads, matey,β says Morty. βWhat happened to ya?β Sol says, βMe pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.β
βAnd yer hand?β asks Marty.
βWhen me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.β
βOK, but whatβs with the eye patch?β
βI was standinβ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.β
βBut ya donβt go blind from no seagull poop.β
βTrue,β says Sol. βBut it was me first day with the hook.β
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
