Pirate Jokes

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† Lol like

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. β€œYe gads, matey,” says Morty. β€œWhat happened to ya?” Sol says, β€œMe pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

β€œAnd yer hand?” asks Marty.

β€œWhen me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

β€œOK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

β€œI was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

β€œBut ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

β€œTrue,” says Sol. β€œBut it was me first day with the hook.”

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(