Pirate

Pirate jokes

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

"The canons be ready, Captain!"

"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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