Pirate

Pirate jokes

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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    • What is a pirate's favorite letter?

    A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

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    • Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

    First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

    "The canons be ready, Captain!"

    "Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

    "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

    A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

    The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

    What is a pirate's favorite letter?

    You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

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    • Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

    Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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