Pirate jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think itβs the "R," but itβs actually the "C".
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
3.14% of sailors are...
Ο-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.