Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
