What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Josh : What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called ??
Daniel : isn’t it the women ?
Josh : oh yes that’s right
