Piece Jokes

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It's just to tear able

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I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.

What do you call a blank piece of paper??

Women rights

Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.

A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

hitler only wanted peace

a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...

That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks

Bro it’s a joke....

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.

I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

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So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!