What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
