Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
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wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
