Metaphorical Penis

Alright listen up, numbskull. This meme is for all the smoothbrains who don't get the concept of a "metaphorical penis." It's like, the poster is saying they're so powerful or dominant that even if they don't have a physical dong, they still got the aura of one. It's an insult to all the haters who try to call them out on technicalities. Get it now, dummy?