What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Physics Jokes
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
