I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."
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what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
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What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
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A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What song is sung when conceving.
lets get PHYSICAL PHYSICAL!!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
