Physics jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Memes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.