Physics jokes
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."