Physics jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Memes
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.