What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
