Physics jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.