Physics jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.