Physics jokes
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.