Physics jokes
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.