Physics jokes
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
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What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.