Physics

Physics Jokes

donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)

My wife said she wanted to leave me she said itโ€™s because of the abuse but really sheโ€™s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the womanโ€™s population is weak both physical and mentally

there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with