Physics jokes
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Memes
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"