Physics jokes
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
you.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.