Stairs to Heaven

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When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. Stephen Hawking was, like, super smart but couldn't walk because he was crippled. The joke is, heaven has stairs, which he can't climb, so he's stuck. You probably trip on flat surfaces. Sad!

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  • Comments (4)

  • how could he stand it?

    huh?

    It doesn't make sense, you said Stephen was standing. He can't stand because he's a vegetable and the only reason he is there in the first place is because I wanted vegetable soup.

    Tame Viperfish

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