Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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I make science puns, but only periodically.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
He is dead.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
