Physics jokes
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Steven Hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.