Physics jokes
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."