What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Physics Jokes
He's dead.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
