Physics jokes
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
His face.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Steven Hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣