A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Physics Jokes
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
His face.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Steven Hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
