Physics jokes
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.