Physics jokes
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
His face.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"