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Exit

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

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Pain

The image is a screenshot of a video call. One side shows a man with a pained expression and tears in his eyes, while the other shows a couple in a more intimate situation. The image includes the text 'Pain 🤕'.

Time

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Mango

The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.

Car

me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Forklift

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Label

A Heinz ketchup bottle with Walter White's face on the label, a play on words of Heisenberg. A phone call interface is shown with the words "Heizenberg is calling...", with accept and decline icons.

Call

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Man

A man with a goofy expression looks up with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. The image is styled as a mobile phone call screen, with a green 'accept call' button on the left and a red 'end call' button on the right.

Party

A close-up photo of an older man with white hair and a beard, known as Hide the Pain Harold, holding a white phone receiver to his ear. He has a forced, slightly pained smile. The text "FRIDAY PARTY?" is at the top, and "YES, SURE, I WILL COME" is at the bottom.

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