Personal jokes
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
THIS IS ME
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
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An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.