Personal jokes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Memes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.