Personal jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Memes
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.