Personal

Personal jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

President

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Memes

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Syndrome

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

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  • Race

    What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

    Feminist

    What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

    A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

    Toddler

    A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

    He was in the infantry.

    Size

    If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

    Bus

    Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.