Personal jokes
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Memes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"