A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.