Personal jokes
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Who is this Gwen person?
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.