Personal jokes
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"