Personal jokes
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"