Personal jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Memes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.