Personal jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.