Personal jokes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"