Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
Holy shit, I burnt one.
guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
