Personal jokes
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.