why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway,i decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
