Personal jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!