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what do you call an emo person whos not depressed? dead.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
Person 1:“Hey today was great” Person 2:“What happened” Person 1:“I ran into my ex today” Person 2:“What’s so great about that?” Person 1:“I was in my car”
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Same person
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Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
