Personal Jokes

its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality

Yo man, stand up

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??

The average iq increases in both places.

teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot. Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand. Mother: Do you understand. Leo: No.