Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
