I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
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Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
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When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
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I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
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knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
What is the chair's favorise person? A sit-izens.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
What do u say when a person trips?
You say why u trippen. :)
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
