Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.