Personal jokes
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
This person has Down syndrome.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.