Personal jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
This person has Down syndrome.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).