Personal jokes
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.