guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
Yo mama so ugly even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sort standing next to her
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
person you don't know( my name)
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
the person who is reading this
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway,i decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
