How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."