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What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

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  • There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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  • Kate: Can we have a threesome?

    Trevor: Sure.

    The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

    Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

    P = Person (not original "pun")

    P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

    (Communications with this person are now blocked)

    30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

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  • Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

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  • A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

    Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

    Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

    The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

    Delusions

    Hallucinations

    Symptoms of Schizophrenia

    The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

    Delusions

    Hallucinations

    A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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  • Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

    Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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  • Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁