Personal jokes
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
So, a person walked into a shop.
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Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎