Personal jokes
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Person: Why? You: No.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.