I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why can,t a orphan be a bully? because the person have parents
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.
I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect you silly tramp
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
what did the bank say to the person
Bank you very much
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
