Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Personal Jokes
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Person: Why? You: No.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
