Personal jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.