Person jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
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You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.