Person jokes

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why can't a blind person eat fish?

They can't see food.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.