Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Person Jokes
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
