Person jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Hi, I am Bill.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.