Person jokes
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Me nan.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Memes
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.