Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
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Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
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One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
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It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
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