Nintendo Switch jokes
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
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Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
My wife's boyfriend got me a new Nintendo Switch, what games should I get on it?