Nintendo Switch jokes
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Community talk
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
My wife's boyfriend got me a new Nintendo Switch, what games should I get on it?