Person jokes
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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