Person jokes
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Hi person reading this.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?