Person jokes
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Hi person reading this.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."