Person jokes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Pov: You know when someone is talking shit about me.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Callum Coulter
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Amelie is a meanie.