Person jokes
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Memes
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Hi person reading this.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.