Person jokes
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Memes
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Hi person reading this.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?