Person jokes
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Memes
WAITTTTTTT
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Hi person reading this.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.