Person jokes
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Memes
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Hi person reading this.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?