Person jokes
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Hi, I am Bill.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."