Person jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.