Person jokes

What is the best game for a deaf person?

Charades.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?

dead.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.