You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Person Jokes
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
