Person jokes

Dream

    • In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

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    • Asian

    • I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

    I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

    I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

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    • Fire

    • What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

    What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

    What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

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    • Racism

    • I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

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    • Person memes

    Girlfriend

    • You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

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    • Dairy

    • What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

    Non-buy dairy.

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    • Car

    • I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

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    • Friend

    • My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

    Me: Yea-

    My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

    Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

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