Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree
A: you wave at them
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One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
What is the email password of a black person? watermelon
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hi. I am joe
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What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
what's a mentally retarded person's favorite colour? clear
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
