Person jokes
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Hi how are you?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Ethan Rice
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why did the little boy cry? He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.