Person jokes
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Memes
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?