Person jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Alya and freshfry.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
ur mommmy
William
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.