Person jokes

Girlfriend

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Victim

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Memes

Jacket

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

Car

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Orphan

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Racism

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Bomb

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"