Person jokes
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Gvido gubis.
And I would walk 500 more!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm horny and gay.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Ashton Parkes.