Person jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
WAITTTTTTT
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.