Person jokes
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Max Difficulty
Yes
when the person you like is dating someone
9/11
Community talk
My mom is the worst person when she is drunk
why are 4 people online?
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap