Person jokes
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why did the person go to jail? He committed a crime.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.