Person jokes
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a retard?
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.