Person jokes
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
They are hairy.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Tate
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.