Person jokes
Ya nan!
Beau is gay.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Kendon is a loser!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Ashton Parkes.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.