Person jokes
I (DYM 61).
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Jonah Oglan.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Amelie is a meanie.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Tyson?
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Lorne Armstrong
William
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.