Person jokes
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
He wasn't that bad.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Me nan.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.