Person jokes
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah) And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself. I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped. Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want (ah). You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off (ah). It's like we never even happened. Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha) And good for you, it's like you never even met me. Remember when you swore to God I was the only Person who ever got you? Well, screw that and screw you. You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Maybe I'm too emotional But your apathy's like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. Like a damn sociopath. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Raffie?
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.