Person Jokes

Amelie is a meanie.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Tyson?

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"