Person jokes
What do you call a retard?
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Tate
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Jonah Oglan.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I (DYM 61).
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Amelie is a meanie.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)