Person jokes

Man's got that big bati, you know.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Who are you?

Yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Kendon is a loser!

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?

A: They don’t have a person in reality!

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Ashton Parkes.

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.