Person jokes
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Memes
I (DYM 61).
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Amelie is a meanie.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Jonah Oglan.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Tyson?