Person jokes
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Kendon is a loser!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Ashton Parkes.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.