Person jokes
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Who are you?
Yourself.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Kendon is a loser!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Ashton Parkes.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.